I love dice. See if you can spot the most expensive set in the photo: They're the stainless steel, 3d-printed dice designed by Chuck Stover. I was lusting over those shiny things for more than a year. I'm good, so I bought them for myself.
I once came in contact with a hipster and contracted Coffee Hypersensitivity Syndrome (CHS). Now I roast my own coffee in a Behmor 1600. But look at me today—I'm sad because the grid drum has holes in the mesh. A picture to illustrate:
This Saturday past, the crew—that's my brother, our Ma, and my bro's girlfriend (and minus a missing friend) got together for our weekly Dungeons and Dragons party, this time down in San
Marcos Carlos. It was melty out and everyone smelled except Ma. Ma never smells. There was amazing homemade food and lots of laughs, and we hacked our way through a six-hour one-off campaign, written by our default DM, Tara. The theme was "The Most Dangerous Game", but you can't imagine what happened just from that clue! None of our brains are quite right and things always turn weird.
UPDATE (09-20-2016): Apparently those Mac users who updated to Sierra will experience bad tab order and double text in the new Preview. I will release a fixed form soon with some other improvements as well.
I'm entering my mohawk years
Suddenly, with two-thirds less dignity
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